Welcome to the tell-all chronicling of one girl's journey into the land of cosmetic surgery.  From the experiences and stories that led me here, the ironic conundrum of picking out perfect body parts, dealing with the (self-inflicted pain) of recovery, all the way to the final reveal.   I'll give you a candid look at this very personal life-changing experience.

Follow along to get a first hand look, some entertaining commentary, and a unique perspective.  Read on as I use trial-and-error to determine the most unoffensive way to ask a stranger where she bought her breasts... then feel free to laugh when I discover they're not "purchased."  Find out how I used professionalism and chocolate to negotiate a deal with my surgeon, and how I'm turning a potentially very significant expense into a revenue-generating career opportunity, (no poles involved.) 

Welcome.  You've just stumbled upon the only site to talk about breasts, beauty, bartering, and business...non-pornographic site, that is.

Lastly, for those who think plastic surgery is vain, I invite you to take a look at what's beneath the surface and open your mind to new possibilities.  For those who think it will solve all of life's problems, I welcome you to explore the inevitable emotional, psychological, and physical tolls. ...and for those who simply like talking about boobs - enjoy.